son let me learn you a thing
The Age of Wars had come to our peaceful land of The Back Yard. Raccoon vs. Possum. Wasp vs. Bee. Turtle vs. that lawn gnome with a fishing rod. I was just a young private in the Lizard Legion of Underdeck when I got my first taste of war. It was the Battle of Swingset…
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