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son let me learn you a thing

The Age of Wars had come to our peaceful land of The Back Yard. Raccoon vs. Possum. Wasp vs. Bee. Turtle vs. that lawn gnome with a fishing rod. I was just a young private in the Lizard Legion of Underdeck when I got my first taste of war. It was the Battle of Swingset…
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thelivinginfinite:

son let me learn you a thing

The Age of Wars had come to our peaceful land of The Back Yard. Raccoon vs. Possum. Wasp vs. Bee. Turtle vs. that lawn gnome with a fishing rod. I was just a young private in the Lizard Legion of Underdeck when I got my first taste of war. It was the Battle of Swingset…

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Olenna is just having so much fun being the only person who doesn’t really have to fuck around with all this stupid court bullshit and I love it. 

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moddedcarbine:

Thought you couldn’t hate Obama any more than you already do?  This is absolutely absurd.  Just the mere fact that he would ask (order) a Marine to do this shows he has no concept of respect.  Think this is photoshopped?  I got it from the CNN website.  It’s completely true.  Do a web search and you’ll see multiple sources.  This President is absolutely worthless.

Title ten of the Armed Forces US Code says that members of the military do what is asked of them by their  Commander in Chief.  The man next to them is the Prime Minister of  Hungary.  It would be bad show to let the rain fall on the head of a visiting diplomat, and any Marine on Presidential duty is honored to be there.  This is not about the umbrellas, it is about treating visiting dignitaries with honor and respect.  To only have an umbrella over the head of Prime Minister Orban would be a sign of superiority or strength over the visiting PM.  The president did the correct thing in the situation by showing enough respect for his fellow leader and giving them both an equal platform.

Y’all need to stop freaking the fuck out over stupid shit like umbrellas.

pls.

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also he didn’t think he even needed the umbrella, thus resulting in this picture of him checking if it was even raining even more aka my favorite picture of him ever:

Speaking as the son of a former Army officer, OP’s post is even more disrespectful towards the Marine in the photo - and the US military in general - than it is towards the President. It shows that literally the only part of being in the military OP has respect for is the part that involves killing others and that is not the biggest part of the military by a long shot and is not the part of military service most members joined for. People join the military to serve the nation, and part of that is stuff like this. There is a reason active duty military do not and are not supposed to discuss their opinions of a President during that President’s term. The President is the Commander in Chief regardless of who they actually are. Republican, Democrat, third party, no longer existent party: it does not matter. Being art of the White House guard and the Presidential detail, especially when a foreign dignitary or leader is present, is one of the biggest honors in the military.

But it’s a fucking umbrella, so complaining about it in the first place is massively moronic.

Reblogged for the commentary, not for the original poster.

And also…

AND:

“Yes, the Marines are often forced to get wet while standing outside the White House because they cannot hold an umbrella. Yes, the Marine Corps uniform regulations state a Marine cannot hold an umbrella. But Marine spokesman Capt. Eric Flanagan explained to the Washington Post that, according to Title 10 of the U.S. Code, Marines must “perform such other duties as the President may direct.” So when the President asks you to hold an umbrella over his head, you hold an umbrella over his head.”

And here’s a fun response from an actual Marine telling umbrella people to STFU.

I’m blogging from my iPad so hopefully it will reblog all the commentary as well.

If not, basically OP needs to STFU because they’re an idiot

My favorite part is that Sarah Palin tweeted “Mr. President, when it rains it pours, but most Americans hold their own umbrellas” 

And aside from the pictures of other presidents not holding their own umbrellas, there’s this

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poopflow:

roughrimjob:

meladoodle:

she got a pussy like the grand canyon

dry and sandy

possibly filled with dead bodies 

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All I want is a spin off show with just Daenerys, Daario, Jorah, Arya, Syrio, and Jaqen. And Margaery. And Tyrion. 

And also Joffrey gets taken by that weird little fucker that’s torturing Theon. 

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swaggiesauceandyolos:

shampood:

my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian”

wow what a homophobic bitch

my mom is married to a woman

Tumblr, commenting on a situation before learning the context since 2007

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Game of Thrones S03: My Understanding so Far

Perfect

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  • Jorah: Khaleesi, don't do the thing.
  • Dany: I, Daenerys Stormborn, of House Targaryen, the Unburnt Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, did the thing.

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beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

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agentlehobbit:

Ladies and gentlemen… I present to you: Olivia Wilde

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